Unlikely Places: Swimming Continued

If you don't already, allow me to highly recommend reading the comments to whatever this blog is; I've known for a long time that everyone who reads this blog has far more interesting insights than I can conceive of, and the people who comment here serve only to prove that. (I only wish y'all wrote more on your blogs!! I love hearing all that y'all have to say, and hope to hear what it is that you spend your time thinking about!) To start this post, here are some that y'all left on the last post:

"I totally agree, God never intended for us to try and walk it out on our own strength." You know, this is what I was trying, rather violently and unsuccessfully, to say in those flailed words below, so I'm glad that you got it, Jessica. Oh, and I really, really didn't want to do swimming either...but it ended up being one of the greatest experiences of my time at ORU. Look for the lessons.

"In my swimming class, we'd all take turns and watch each other, there was no hiding the fear, either you got over it or you were scared and every one knew which one it was. I kinda wish it was harder to hide our problems in the church. Ya know?" You completely knocked it out, Malia. But, you know, instead of wishing that it was tougher to hide my problems I find I more often wish that I had the courage to admit my problems and deal with them in the context of a healthy community. I think that everyday I'm moving closer to that, but it's definitely a struggle.

How do we find such a healthy community? (which is the segue* now into the meat of the post)

True community arrives whenever we say, a la Aaron Weiss, "If I'm afraid and you're afraid, then we don't have to be afraid anymore," and agree to put down our weapons against one another (isolation, rejection, abandonment, negativity, fakeness, condemnation, et al.) and choose instead to humbly love, one broken piece to the other.

An illustration of this is found in the story of Josh from Beginning Swimming (which is certainly not his real name). I had passed my swimming proficiency test (25m front swim, 25m back swim, 2min tread) very early in the semester, partially because my fear of water was not as developed as many of the others in the class and partially because my feet and hands are like natural flippers, so I've got quite a distinct advantage over the common "well-proportioned" man. Still, I waited until after class so that if I would have failed, as few a number of people as possible would be around to see it.

Josh attempted it a couple of weeks later, after a handful of others had completed various portions of the test. In the middle of class, he got out of the water and told our instructor that he thought he was ready. He began the long journey down toward the deep end. She swam down. We all watched at the edge, standing at the various depths at which we could keep our heads above water by standing on our tip toes.

He jumped in and began swimming toward us on his back. Now, I'm certainly not a swimmer of any merit (I mean, I was in Beginning Swimming). But everybody else seemed to have trouble getting anywhere when they were swimming compared to me. Like, I definitely wasn't fast, but I was always moving when I wanted to be (and even when I wasn't really trying to be). Josh was one of those who splashed a lot and moved through the water very little. It was like one of those nature documentaries, where the great white is devouring the family of sea lions, only the violence on the surface lasted more than mere seconds.

Minute after minute passed as we watched Josh thrash about in the water, fighting with what seemed to be his whole life for every inch. But we weren't just passively watching. We were shouting and cheering and encouraging and doing our very best to will Josh halfway across the pool. But, you know, it's strange now thinking about it--not one of us yelled anything all that practical, or at least, what you'd think would be practical.

You'd think we would have yelled out corrections to his form, or the distance he had left to go, or instructions for every motion, but instead we just yelled out unmitigated support. "You've got this!" "You can do it!" "You're doing great!"

These kinds of things probably would have seemed to ludicrous to an actual swimmer passing by, since Josh obviously wasn't doing very well. But for those of us in the pool, we loved him and we saw only success in each failing stroke. Maybe it was because we didn't know what we were shouting about, or maybe it was because when we looked at Josh, we saw ourselves; our hopes and our fears swam alongside him.

But, strangely enough, he was making it. Whether he was riding on our encouragement or the current from the deep end, he was less than five feet from the ladder which was our finishing mark. And then it happened.

He tried to turn his head to see where he was at. His body failed to properly balance itself. His face ended up underwater. Struggling to surface, he turned himself perpendicular to the path he had been on. We screamed as passionately as we could at him. He was so close. He started to panic. He started coughing. He thought he was going to drown. His hand instinctively grabbed the lifeguard buoy that the instructor had held the whole time.

He had failed. Four or five feet from the finish line, he had failed in front of his friends, peers, and most fervent supporters. There was a silence as he settled his mind and discovered just how close he'd come.

And then we cheered. Josh had failed the proficiency, but what he had done had been an incredible feat of endurance and mental fortitude. And we cheered for him. We knew that he'd pass the proficiency test, sooner rather than later, and that what he most needed at that moment was the same unconditional support which we had given him throughout.

Imagine if the Church was like that.

Instead of everybody yelling what you should or should not be doing instead of what you are or are not doing, instead of the constant judging of whether your Christianity is kosher enough, instead of the disgusting and depraved response of fully rejecting our failures, imagine a Church filled with unconditional support that was actually unconditional.

In the meantime, I wish fully peace, love, and joy to you all.


* I totally thought that this word was spelled "segway" until FireFox red underlined it. After ninjawords and dictionary.com confirmed the incorrectitude, the OneLook Reverse Dictionary came to the rescue.

Unlikely Places: HPE 026 and the Story of the Church

As an introduction, I am a theology major at what purports itself as the largest charismatic Christian liberal arts university in the world. This means that I take lots of courses whose course number begins with THE, where we talk about who God is; BIB, where we talk about what he wrote (more or less); and CHRM, where we talk about how to be his body.

One class in the last category, Intro to Youth Ministry, met in the Aerobics Center so that we didn't have to come dressed in the Code (which was a collared shirt, dress pants and shoes). It was great. Some people came dressed in shorts and flip-flops (which was unheard of in those days) and we talked honestly and openly about God and working with teenagers.

As it turns out, the class which has informed my faith in some of the most startling ways, and probably taught me the most about being the body of Christ, met in the room across the hall. HPE 026 -- Beginning Swimming.

I feel at least a little bit obligated to tell some embarrassing story about myself here. I didn't grow up a swimmer; instead, I grew up afraid of most everything: the dark, spiders, heights, water, touching electric poles (not the wires, the wooden poles that they're connected to [or to which they're connected, if you're a grammarian]), lightning, and so on. (I'd like to point out that I have conquered these fears and moved on to new, more rational ones, like failure, rejection, abandonment, isolation, and babies) When I was 9 or 10 my parents decided that it was time for me to learn the things that came early for normal kids, like riding bikes and swimming. So they signed me up for swimming lessons at the local YMCA and I was off. The first couple of lessons were pretty chill: wading around in the shallow end, ducking my head under water, doing the whole hold-on-to-the-wall-and-kick-your-legs-furiously trick.

But then came a day of dread and terror: Jump-Into-The-Deep-End-Day. I couldn't do it. I was just too scared. Looking into the clear, 12-foot deep water, it didn't make sense to me that anything in that water could support me, that instead the Abyss would consume me. And there was this little, 4-year-old girl who just kept doing it over and over again and I was the one standing there in my swimming shorts to chicken to do it.

To make matters worse, this wasn't just a private trauma. No, instead there was a wall of windows directly behind me allowing everyone in the lobby of the Y--everybody's parents, random strangers, and God-knows-who-else--to watch the awkward 10-year-old boy sob and moan about dying if he jumps into the deep end.

So let's just say that swimming wasn't exactly something that I did for fun growing up. As such, I wasn't really in shape to pass the swim proficiency required here for graduation. Which led to me having to take HPE 026 this past fall, an experience I was not really looking forward to that much.

{{A brief interlude whereby I list reasons for hesitation:

1. I had, to that point, made a reasoned and passionate effort to avoid the men's locker room in the AC at all costs.
2. Aforementioned traumatic little-girl-being-more-manly-than-me experience.
3. My hatred of being wet which, as it turns out, is quite a bit of the whole swimming thing.

Regardless of these three entirely valid and reasonable objections, degree requirements are degree requirements. As it turns out, I learned a lot more than just how to swim.

Here's why: this class takes people from all different majors, backgrounds, and dorms, and puts them all into this bizarre and, for many, frightening experience that no one's really fully prepared for. It's a completely foreign environment filled with strangers and everyone's self-conscious and everyone's worried that they're going to look stupid--probably because most of us have stories like mine above where they had some shaming experience or recognition of their inadequacy in a very public and affecting way. Sound familiar yet?

This is what the Church is. None of us really have a clue what we're doing and we're all hoping with all our hearts that nobody else notices.

And while I was out there in that pool, treading for the first time in my life in the deep end for the entirety of class, I learned something. You don't go to the pool in order to walk around in the water. You go to a pool to swim.

Swimming is weird, because if you're just watching it looks like you're floating on nothing. On top of that, it is by far the most efficient way in which a person can get through water.

We often use watery imagery in the Church to describe grace ("Hallelujah grace like rain falls down on me") and I think that the metaphor fits here at least as well as it would anywhere else. See, I grew up on this idea that God's grace is like a safety net for when we don't quite measure up. "Oh, you messed up a little, good thing this grace was here to catch your fall."

But now I don't think so anymore. I think that God's grace is the water in the pool. And it was never the point that we walk by our own strength when we're in it, but rather to glide through it in a wholly supernatural way.

I hope this makes sense.

Peace, love, and joy to you all.