A Sentence for September (7/30)

We were pretending to enjoy his show while he was pretending to have a show.

A Sentence for September (6/30)

I got bored with doing the things that I thought wouldn't make any noise around this place.

A Sentence for September (5/30)

First it was melanoma, then I was afraid that I had bird flu, and now I'm freaked out that I might have hypochondria... :|

A Sentence for September (4/30)

When it rains here, it smells like goose poop.

A Sentence for September (3/30)

Laundry would make a great metaphor for life if it wasn't completely linear, mechanical, and--in our case--automatic.

A Sentence for September (2/30)

The problem is me.

A Sentence for September (1/30)

When I grow up, I want to be a writer.